i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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