I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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