We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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