I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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