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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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