Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I wear drunk well.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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