oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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