Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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