Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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