Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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