did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
