i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Two words: nipple clamps
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