Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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