There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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