I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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