Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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