That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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