Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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