I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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