This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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