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i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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