When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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