Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
