please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
