Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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