I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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