Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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