Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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