yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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