haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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