ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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