i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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