obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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