guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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