doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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