school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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