I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
