How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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