two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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