Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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