Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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