Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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