Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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