kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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