we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Semen is not good for contacts.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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