My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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