it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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