I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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