This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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