Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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