How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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