try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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