The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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