Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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