it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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